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Today was the return of the third wilder founder - Alastair Gray. He ascended to the top of the tree house, then gazed in awe at the shiny pound world tiles. Ali G took a little while to get back into the tree house building mode, he failed hammering in his first nail, and unfortunately dropped it far below. However, he performed his new role of organiser, by cleaning the beautifully tiled floors with a dirty 10 pence England flag and arranging the countless planks.

Benniboy managed to obtain 3 more fence planks, unknown to the local farmer. He proceeded to build the roofs structure and has started to do triangle formations, to further support the second level. However, in his attempt to hammer nails in quickly and efficiently, he revealed the treeswingboys location to a local muggle canine beast walker.

Later we went for a lunch. We called Papa John for the first time in over a month. We got the Two for Tuesday Deal, Medium Papa's Favourite and Il Canivoro. The meal went down a treat and a special thanks to Kev for the barbecue and pizza sauce dips.

After the meal it was back to the tree house. The wilderness had provided, we had be given the gift of precious planks. There were a few high quality bablu planks. The planks had been left at the edge of the wilder, very close to the road, so we had to make it a quick operation. 

We got most of the planks back to the tree house. Then using an effective technique, ali on ground, nh on lower tree and benniboy on upper tree, we got the planks to level 1. With the planks up top, we started to nail them to the tree to complete the walls. The walls are currently constructed to a point where there aren't many gaps, just some holes at the bottom to be taken care of.

Next, was a volleyball tournament. It started as the best of three, benniboy vs the other 2 treeswingers. Beeniboy successfully won 2 matches in a row and won the best of 3. This would leave them with a forfeit of salvia and no 4 cinema movies the next day. However, they forced him to allow an extension, which wasn't allowed for him in the last tournament, when he had to hold papa's garlic in his mouth for 10 seconds, tut tut. It ended 3:2 to them.

The day had to end there, as Ali G had to go home for supper. Benniboy and nh went back to the miata, we had an energy drink and sticky strawberry box, that needed to be disposed in the nearest bin. We drive up to the car park bin. Benniboy chucked the rubbish into the bin, then to his disbelief saw Martin Biffel and his canine! He rushed back to the car, we made our getaway.